The president soon soured on Mr. Whitaker, as he often does with his aides

Twitter’s only gift to the world is allowing imbeciles to cut to the chase in a couple hundred characters and by god Bauer has proved himself a master of the art.

The first kid’s pacifier hits the floor, you throw it away and buy a new one, second kid’s you run it through the dishwasher, third one you give it a quick rinse, fourth one uses the pacifier you got at Goodwill for 99 cents.

My jokes ruin themselves.

Your take on ads has merit but if I ever find myself on the recieving end of a ‘structured settlement’, whatever the fuck that is, I will walk to the ends of the earth to avoid giving JG Wentworth my business.

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Albert Burneko not long ago distilled Mitch McConnel down to his true essence by labeling him something apropos like ‘the worst living thing on the planet’. We laugh at labels like that but the reality is Cadet Bone Spur’s spineless, senseless fuckery will be a momentary stain we’ll joke about in the future.

“There’s a list of statistics and records that happened today and I don’t even know what they are.”

There is so much to dislike about this cowardly moron, but his infantile penchant for nicknames is truly a peak into his dark, pathetic soul.

Should we expect clowncars who can’t dive deep enough to comprehend something as basic as global warming to get past their imbecilic understanding of socialism as anything more than an “F” word?

It’s not about taking sides, it’s about casually ignoring events that have ruined lives, and no need to ‘ask for a friend’, ask for yourself.

This aint rocket surgery, the GOP depends on 3 groups of people - rich people, religious people (as long as it’s their religion) and imbeciles who are easily scared by rich people and religious people.

I started out in the northeast region, am now in the pacific region and I apologize if I inadvertently made light of your experiences.

I disagree, I’m a veteran with a service connected disability and I’m happy with the VA, it’s certainly not perfect but the people arguing vehemently against it are mostly clowns and cowards hoping to make a buck on privatizing it.

Americans with a clue and the ones who’ve spent some time outside the borders realize that very little of what we do these days is worthy of bragging.

Not as hard as I’m booing myself.

I do declare, it looks as if ‘Ol Lindsay might have designs on that Kentucky turtle fucker McConnel’s crown of cowardice.

Boooooooooooooooooooo!

It’s mentioned in the post but if you’re a vet with a service connected disability you qualify regardless of the % of your disability.

The goalie, in proud Polish tradition did nazi that coming.