Careful what you wish for, if not given this opportunity to appear “presidential”, he’ll be forced to find another way, which usually involves TLAMs and body counts.

It is such an indictment of everything this country is supposed to represent that anyone currently named Pence graduates beyond the title “punchline”.

Ok

AB is a stud no team would deny wanting to have on their roster, Arians is a whatever - maybe a good coach but hard to quantify, Shefter is a damn clown with tight hammies, no motor and a phone, full stop.

Yes

How long have you been holding that one in the bullpen?

Jorge - by no means do you need this from me, but keep doing what you’re doing.

‘American Girl’ begat ‘Lotion On The Skin’ which begat ‘The Hose Again’

Anyone going by ‘ReggieDunlop’ is aces in my book but I’m curious - what did he “pull” on her?

According to one of his Oval Office defiling lies, Israel’s wall is 99% effective, how you measure such a thing is a mystery but in this speech he’s obviously talking only to the 1% who’s parent’s money makes walls and lack of aptitude and intelligence irrelevant.

Even if you thought it, why would you tweet it?

Trying to draw a parallel between fences around houses and a wall on the border represents the deepest thinking this administration has engaged in to date.

He gets some points for tweeting out a list of “facts” containing no facts but whoever cooked that chicken gets no points and should be put on some kind of watch list.

reduced Vice President Mike Pence to a quivering imbecile

If you’re in the military you’re automatically enrolled in precheck - your DoD ID number is your ‘known traveler number’.

So who’s a bigger threat to US national security - some misguided clown who sends a resume to ISIS or some very well guided clown in a MAGA dunce cap?

The ‘most insulting’ part of Trump is that he isn’t being overwhelmed behind a broom somewhere where nature intended him.

I know.

It’s nice to finally see someone other than Shepard Smith throw the bullshit flag on Fox but to see Sarah Sanders have her lies shot down by a friendly is the only good kind of collateral damage.