Rabin wants a Reuben.

Hasn't anyone been watching these new Mickey shorts that Disney's been putting out for a few years? Many of them are gold, I tell ya. The mouse is a rascal and, even better, a bit of a dick sometimes.

One dollar.

Okay, but what about Sam & Max..

2 Soon 2 Inconsiderate

While I'm pleased the headline here is a Psych reference, I don't think the AV Club deserves to use one after their mistreatment and general slapping of the show's face in their later reviews. "But wait," you say? "Different people, different opinion," you say? Ha, you're deluding yourself if you think every AV Club…

More like "aggravation," am I right? Heyo!

Especially critics, probably. I'm getting I hated Snyder's Watchmen a little less than you. Still, at least it wasn't Norbit bad, yeah?

The Rewrite has a 62% on RT right now. It doesn't look like anything amazing, but I don't think it's quite Norbit levels of bad. All this is to say that JK Simmons might be okay, everyone.

I liked the film (that church scene was glorious) but I didn't think they'd actually end it with Eggsy and her fucking. I figured it would be a small subversion of the trope and she would just leave after getting out of the cell she's been locked up in for days — that she offered sex to this green kid as a way to get…

I'm so glad Michael Bolton from Office Space was there to see it all.

Yep.
-Rex Reed

Woody Allen?

They just got a Denny's!

Other person number four, checking in.

You're panicking. They said not to do that.

Remain calm. Take those pills you have. Remain calm. Knock yourself out for two hours by running into the nearest wall at a high speed. Remain calm. Find loved ones and run them into the nearest wall at a high speed. Remain calm. Dismantle your local government. Remain calm.

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what
this ominous show of yore—
What this grim, ungainly,
ghastly, gaunt and ominous
show of yore
Meant in croaking
"Forevermoreonyourtvscreensyoucan'tfuckingstopmeIhavekevinbacon."

You have already told me. The world is a business; the almighty dollar decides opinion and thought. I will take this knowledge, and I will run for office.

Wait, that clip was kind of funny. Now I don't know what to think. Someone — anyone — please tell me what to think!