Director's cut: http://gfycat.com/HeftyEver…

Tony Moore suggests that Paul Azaceta not hold his breath.

Careful with the exclamations, you'll aggravate your pre-packaged pizza heart! Ow, my pop tart lungs…

Totino's: Is Ellio's too rich for your blood? Well put this in your mouth!

You leave his colon disqus alone!

That sucks, decorations look like shit in daylight. My neighborhood has yet to go this route, but there have been whispers — whispers I must quash. I'm flashing forward to a future where I'm the parent forcing his kids to wait until night to go out on Halloween and it destroying are already tenuous relationship (I…

Wait, stay your pitchforks, everyone! Um, in Men in Black II she was adjacent to full-body alien makeup wearers?

Annie Blackburn: How is she?

As the largest Everybody Loves Raymond, that really would be his best course of action.

I just want a Wes Craven's New Nightmare styled final season, where Lange returns and Dylan McDermott — in assless chaps — starts murdering everyone over his slew of failed CBS shows.

I can't imagine actors sleep well at night after having to do scenes like this. It's a good thing there's that nice nectar NyQuil!

Just let me have my dream. I need this.

Here's one! They reminded me of Hyper-Chicken's, that chicken lawyer from Futurama. I fully expect this to come up again in the cross-over later this season.

I agree it's about as pointless as any of those other freemium sim games, but it has enough of that Simpsons humor to keep me playing. It's not worth spending money on, though. Thankfully, there's a free donuts subreddit, but I've said too much.

Hahaha, yet another classic insight from you, Bizarro Sacrelicious! Come along, everyone! Let's give Bizarro Sacrelicious upvotes! Hahaha.

Sure thing… Brooks Topiary!

Charlton Heston.

Draco Malfoy's treatment of the apes was instrumental in Caesar's development of speech to do that whole rise thing, so it was kind of a wizard. Also, 'the miracle drug did it.'

"…because they are grown-ups and have to go to work in the morning." — Except Harry, who's rich as fuck. And everyone secretly hates him for it.

I'm no scientist, but say you get your blood tested, and it is determined that your blood type is either O negative or positive. Before they could determine which, however, an escaped convict robbed the lab. So now everyone who is A- or + had A Results, everyone who is O- or + has O Results, and so on.