and they are handling things with far more grace and class than the turds at splinter did.

Where is the one about a private equity firm that takes over suite of websites and fucks it all to hell?

It’s a perfect example of a management that doesn’t know how to manage. I can to any number of websites and just read sports from writers to try to make It seem as Important as politics, but very few that clearly demonstrate how politics (and society) Intersect In to sports... while also telling the final score. Their…

Same. As someone who’s been here for more than ten years, and mostly reads the political/snark/etc. stuff (Jez, Gawker [RIP], and The Root), the main attractant to Deadspin was when they posted non-sports stuff. If they truly do make this stick, then it will end any desire on my part to read the stuff they post there.

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

That last play where he tried to scramble out of the pocket and got blown up from behind for a fumble... Everyone saw that coming, right?

more like GFYJETS

The site of Fisher and Barnes' treaty? Temecula.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Why pay QBs $500K? Spread the wealth around to the other players. It’s secondary league/offseason football. Nobody is watching the XFL because of the QBs who can’t make 3rd string NFL practice squads.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Smoking a bowl is still fine, and even good! But bringing a bowl in public is the equivalent of bringing a gigantic handle of liquor to a place and screaming loudly while you drink it, compared to a nice conspicuous flask (and vape).

I used to play bass for Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Must be visiting BYU

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

I bought two carts of Alaskan Thunder Fuck

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?