Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

That last play where he tried to scramble out of the pocket and got blown up from behind for a fumble... Everyone saw that coming, right?

more like GFYJETS

The site of Fisher and Barnes' treaty? Temecula.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Why pay QBs $500K? Spread the wealth around to the other players. It’s secondary league/offseason football. Nobody is watching the XFL because of the QBs who can’t make 3rd string NFL practice squads.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Smoking a bowl is still fine, and even good! But bringing a bowl in public is the equivalent of bringing a gigantic handle of liquor to a place and screaming loudly while you drink it, compared to a nice conspicuous flask (and vape).

I used to play bass for Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Must be visiting BYU

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

I bought two carts of Alaskan Thunder Fuck

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

> Berry is somehow the most useless.

Player 1: [rolls ‘Screw You!’, moves ahead three spaces]

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You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.