Jesus Christ, his head is bigger than his ego.

Yeah that’s not weird at all

“These players are just making way too much money, that’s ridiculous!”

But has he ever met Sean McVay?

Don’t forget him all but kissing Belichick’s ring when they had a joint practice with NE years back. https://deadspin.com/its-official-greg-schianos-players-hate-his-guts-1451399471

Racist emails are so 2009.

Chili’s is the new golf course. It’s where business happens.

Yeah, I’ve had that same reaction a few times to this piece...just sitting here, shaking my head, saying “what in the hell?”.

This shit happened A LOT in my hometown years ago, 8 young white college-age men ending up in the Mississippi. All ended up having insane amounts of alcohol in their system and they were all blamed on idiots walking into the river. The campus police ended up posting up in the park next to the river almost every night…

I was under the impression that Le’Veon Bell was an unrestricted free agent after this season, is this now not true? He never did sign his franchise tag tender.

In what world is that slang

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I’m in a police station.

Well I am glad I’m not the only person, Tom!

And if Tebow could run like a deer.

I had a woman do this to me at a Packers game, during a TV timeout no less. These people are terrible.

How the fuck is Olivia Nuzzi only 25 years old and being this visible. What happened to paying your dues?

Oh man, I hope you’re ok Drew. Hang in there, buddy.

Yeah, I acknowledged that. Look further. 

Right, she was, and I got the two mixed up.

Yeah but he’s 33 so he won’t get much beyond a 3 year deal most likely.