There’s a Google Chrome extension that fixes that. It’s called Social Fixer and it will make your life better.

The attendant can actually get in trouble (legally that is) for allowing you to pump your own. I pumped gas for a year after high school and CONSTANTLY had to remind native Oregonians. It’s like a knee jerk reaction after a while.

As a firm “everyone should stay out of my state” Oregonian, I approve this message.

I mean, maybe? I dunno, there’s no other option so I can compare to other states but they might have lower or higher taxes so....

1. Stop trying to recruit me into the Breeder Brigade™️. I know having kids is a thing, I voluntarily decided not to and my decision has exactly zero bearing on your opposite and entirely valid decision. You do you and I’ll do me, thanks.

I agree. If your kid is over a year old say “just over a year” or “going on two.” There’s no reason to say “Timmy is 46 months next week” and make me do math to figure out he’s pushing 4.

People laugh when they come to Oregon and discover they can’t pump their own gas, but this makes me happy to live in my ass backwards state.

I can’t speak to California’s system, but I can for Oregon. My brother fought several wildfires while he was in prison. They were severely understaffed and many inmates who were supposed to be just cutting fire lines and doing “clean up” type work were out in the thick of it. They sent him into active fires with no…

I recently deleted the Facebook app and now only check it on home computer. I went from wasting 2+ hours a day worrying over the lives of random college acquaintances and extended family, to logining in once a week and wondering why I ever bothered.

And now I can officially regret not getting a new IUD when Lord Cheeto took office. Silly me, hoping for the best.

I correct the misuse of “less” all the time and I even send feedback on eBooks with improper grammar. I’m a menace to society, if I’m being honest.

What about Zenkoi? http://zenkoigame.com/

I went to school on an Indian reservation in one of the poorest counties in the state, so needless to say there were a lot of topics not covered by my education. However, I did take a “business English” class in community college taught by an old school grammar fanatic. As a result, I’m now that person who uses em…

Obviously we need to Make Fancy Ladies Hats Great Again (TM). Because I need 100% more of this in my life.

If ever I’m feeling like their are sane and reasonable people in the world, all I need to remind myself of the utter fuckery of it all is read the comments on an article about a gender non-conforming person. Because in America the precious feelers of people who have been asked to *gasp* slightly change their…

Don’t you get tired of labeling every single person born in the 80s and 90s as “lazy non-voters?” You’re running around making assumptions about an entire generation of people and telling us the world is “imperfect?” No shit, Sherlock. Brilliant deduction.

And you’re doing the stereotypical “blame it on the kids these days, get off my lawn, get a job you hippie.”

Yeah, women really don’t give a fuck about what men think of their make-up. It’s mostly competition with other girls. Most men (unless they’re make up artists or drag queens) know exactly nothing about make up, so why would I care if they like it or not?

I love that everything I do as a “millenial” (wasn’t I part of a generation X or Y or something once?) is critiqued as some sort of society destroying thing no one else has thought of. Like, no one gives my 55 year old aunt shit for never having kids despite being married and having a decent job, but I dare to not…

“Blame it on the millennials” followed by some patronizing crap about how we don’t know what it’s like in the “real world”: My new favorite complaint of the olds.