I think it’s a little from column A a little from column B. Trump probably thinks that everyone is as ignorant as he is, mainly because he overestimates his own intelligence. So if he doesn’t know it, how could anyone else know it? I also think that he believes he’s so good at persuasion and charm that he could…

I’d still rather get the west coast. Another storm warning... I need a California beach.

I wonder if Trump thinks that the person sitting across the table is as ignorant and poorly briefed as himself?

He’s a grade-A American asshole. We make the best assholes in the whole world. Hands down.

America is forever tainted, as in America is the worlds taint, forever. The presidency of Donald Trump has infected us, we will never recover and, quite frankly, we don’t deserve to recover. Allowing this piece of shit to be president means that we deserve every bad thing that will ever happen to us. Tearing the…

To quote Steven Colbert, Trump talks like a sign language chimp with a head injury.

Don’t worry, we won’t hold him against you - you’re always welcome. Although I know a lot of us have stopped travelling to the US since that Very Bad Thing happened down there.

Because ANY admission of fault or mistake is WEAKNESS, full stop. Can’t be a super stable genius alpha male if you’re WEAK.

Trudeau obviously knew he was full of shit; in fact, most Canadians know he’s full of shit on this - Canadian media have been covering it ever since 45* started spouting off about the imaginary trade deficit during the campaign. No biggie, just the idiot being the idiot.

In your personal lives, how many people know or are aware of an individual being in failing health?

Two can play at that game. I’d suggest that Justin Trudeau commence negotiations with Trump to sell Alaska back to the United States.

I didn’t know any flowers represented negative sentiments. I find this kinda funny.

Apparently Gia Caragi was the first supermodel, there’s nothing on the first model.

You say that but Jesus Fucking Christ the number of times people at my old office came to me to ask me to look something up on Google because they couldn’t find it search after search, and I would find the information in 0.29 seconds... An astonishing number of people are really bad at asking the right questions.…

I agree that it takes no talent to “use Google.” Respectfully, though, I think it is a talent when I can make Google spit out the name of the book my teacher read to us in third grade or find Cole Haan boots that were discontinued six years ago for my husband. That’s Google-fu.

When you’re in line to inherit something from Armand Hammer, you don’t fuck around. (Armie Hammer was born in 1986; Armand Hammer died in 1990. Staying in good with the old man could move the inheritance needle by millions.) 

Foreskin skin grafts are a thing, but yeah...idk how one can leap from “legit medical use” to “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s BabyPeen!”

I never have any idea who Armie Hammer is. I just cannot get past the fact that his parents named him Armand Hammer.