Everytime I hear some GOP politician start a sentence with “The American People want...,” inevitable what comes next is precisely nobody but the GOP and their donors actually want.

I’m a therapist and one of my clients is in her early twenties and hilarious, and she left her last session with “merry Christmas, happy holidays, kumbaya or whatever the fuck you celebrate!”

One of the best things about my old retail job was people asking “Does the company even let you say ‘Merry Christmas’ anymore?!” like they were being clever and completely ignoring the large signs hanging in our Christmas section that said “Merry Christmas! December 25”, the countdown to Christmas our manager put up…

Seriously, those pieces of shit have weaponized “Merry Christmas.” They’re the ones who have ruined it!

One of the most hilarious things I observe here during the holidays in Oklahoma is watching Republicans reflexively wishing people “happy holidays” only to catch themselves right afterward and make excuses for having done so. Their horror at their self-perceived faux pas is priceless.

At this point I really shouldn’t be surprised, but it still astounds that there’s a hypocritical tweet for everything. Everything.

The White House Hanukkah party reminded me of this. Pretty sure that’s how 45 & Co. see things.

Donald Trump ate a vegetable? I don’t believe it. Fake news

lol

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

I am so tired. I feel like I’ve been shouting into the void for years that a lot of these cultural touchstones for cool, hip youth (Vice, American Apparel, etc) are the same old toxic and misogynistic tropes wrapped up in a new aesthetic. I’m tired of women’s bodies being commodified and used to reinforce the money…

When Trump won the election, I looked for something positive, because I was devastated and worried and wondering who the hell voted for this guy. And I thought that at least, he would repair our infrastructure and put really good people in top spots because he’s splashy and would name check them and they would make…

Thank you. This clarifies everything.

They all love coal so much, the only gift under the White House Christmas tree this year should be a truckload of fucking coal!

• M.A., Humanities & Religion, Stanford University.

This fuckstick:

This douchebag owes his career to the young women he so causally mocks and slanders. Fucking pathetic.

This and the US gymnastics sex abuse are the latest examples of why I give the side eye to organizations that are for and comprised of women but have men in most positions of power.

The new policy would place parents in adult detention centers and send children to juvenile detention centers or placed with a “sponsor” who lives in the US.