It looks like you didn’t read my comment & are just spoiling for an argument. Who do you think the older ones are training? The younger ones in their own image.

I expected as much, feel free, today has already broken me as well (but really I can’t blame today entirely, it’s trump, it’s the holidays, yesterday was my son’s first birthday, so it’s a lot of things) but middle fingers for everyone is fine by me!

I actually really liked their pizza. I know, I know, that’s akin to admitting I have pica or something, around here. But yeah, I used to love Papa John’s pizza, but I haven’t eaten it for close to a decade now, because John Schnatter is such a piece of shit. (I stopped when he made his comments about cutting his…

Why on earth would you want to do that?

I really want to laugh at this, because duh it’s funny, but honestly i just want to give you a middle finger right now. lol

No, that was before my powers, because I didn’t think he could possibly win.

I just got my hair cut. My hair was halfway down my back, past my tits. now it’s above my shoulders. I did not ask for this. Pls send help. Also, fuck winter solstice and fuck capricorn and saturn and the sun and all that shit. and fuck retrograde.

It occurs to me that Peyton Manning has wisely stayed below the radar over the last year, all the better to prevent people from remembering that he has a history of sexual assault and - no less embarrassing - a major business partnership with Papa John’s.

Just after I talked shit about him on the AV Club!

There are minimum age limits that prevent a younger person with no health or mental deficits from serving, why is a maximum age limit any different? A 28-year old can’t be a senator (but can be a house rep) but a 30-year old can. This would be no different.

Is it ageist if the goal is to have representatives who, you know, represent and understand the population?

Hate to be the devil whispering into your left ear but have you considered just lying to your mom? You went over to check but they didn’t have it, awww.

My mom emailed my work and personal emails last night and today, and also texted my work phone and my personal phone to remind me that I need to get my son’s school’s Lost and Found TODAY to find a jacket he told me he left at a friend’s house. Each message says “no worries, not angry but...”

Those have got to be the lowest Presidential approval ratings for someone who isn’t President.

Since this made me look at Hannity’s twitter account for the first time ever, I am not happy, but I did find this gem:

I’m glad the DOJ is going to waste a shit load of money again.

I wonder how much cash the GOP has blown investigating the Clintons over 40 years

Eric is the Gary Busey in all of us.

The 2 sons... well, I don’t know what they’re going for, really, other than an oily stereotype.

Don Jr acts like a weak man’s idea of a strong man.

She talks like a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. The whole family is like that. Her father is a poor man’s idea of a rich man. Melania’s “smoldering” facial expressions (such as they are) look like what she thinks a model should look like. The 2 sons... well, I don’t know what they’re going for, really, other…