I’m a little disappointed that when I clicked on the headline for this article, the entire body wasn’t just the word: “Yes.”

He’s such a coward.

“I wish I could.”—Michael Clarke Duncan

Look how absolutely terrified he is.

“I’ve moved on,” Manchin said, “I really have moved on.”

Do you know how traumatic it was for this guy to taker orders, even theoretically, from a Black President? He’s still not over it, and probably will be on disability for the rest of his life.

The difference is that Kate Winslet is worth something like $90m and doesn’t need to be in a fucking Woody Allen movie to pay her mortgage.

I do hope you greet them with a hearty “Happy Holidays,” though.

“I will be the best NFL owner that you can imagine. I will immediately address the Colin Kaepernick situation and put him in the running for next year’s staring quarterback...But also I will have the best halftime show, the best selection of music, and we will win Super Bowl after Super Bowl.”

It’s like they think they’re being cute...like they’re pulling something over on everyone and this is a little game they play to revel in how clever they are and how dumb everyone else is. It’s fucking disgusting, fucking insulting, and goddamn demoralizing to see them pretty much get away with it. Fuck anyone who…

I am awaiting the Twitter shitstorm snit-fit when the Obamas are invited to the wedding and the Trumps are still banned from the UK. It’s gonna be glorious.

“Because the CDC is tasked with leading the nation’s efforts at preventing and controlling disease, the banned words and phrases will affect the programs that use them, including” ALL OF THEM!

Thank you. Really nice to see black youth succeeding!

Congratulations!

I got into Brown the other day and two other black people I did a summer program with got into Cornell and Stanford recently!

Y’all thought Norman was playing with you? Did you see even a bead of sweat on his brow? NOPE. He meant what he said. Merry Motown Christmas to Norman.

Watch the other videos on his page.

“Have you ever made a shot like this?”

I’m convinced that basically the entire Republican caucus is filled with sociopaths. How they can continually lie and lie and lie with a straight face that this bill is pro-middle class in the face of overwhelming mathematical evidence that it is not? This is the real damage of the GOP’s war on truth. That they can go…

“Find your zone and just stay fucking locked in. The media is going to ask you what I told you right now. Tell them nothing. Just be aggressive every single day. It’s white noise to you. That’s all it is. Alright? Let’s go.”