See? I don’t like women who bare their teeth, I take it as a threat.

Come on, it’s not like there was a seat on the SCOTUS that had been kept deliberately open by Republicans for 9 months to deprive Obama from his elected right to appoint a justice, in the hope that a Republican would win the election and be able to appoint a conservative justice who is going to help destroy…

Who cares! I WASN’T INSPIRED by the other candidate because she didn’t smile enough. Look, I’m taking my arbitrary personal gratification whenever I turn on the news over the long term health and safety of the country every day of the week.

“I’ve already removed four senior leaders that were guilty of inappropriate behavior and I will remove 400 more if necessary.”

I’m glad the GOP is laying down the law that harassment and intimidation will not be tolerated from government officials other than the President and Congressional Republicans.

I know we’re not supposed to attack Melania, it isn’t fair, she didn’t choose it, blah blah blah, but I gotta say, her fashion game has been woefully unimpressive, and often deep in victim territory.

“Well, she won’t touch you, sir. I mean, nobody will. Every kid we bring in here starts crying immediately and that eagle almost scalped you.”

Look at those little babies! My favorite is the one pulling his mouth extra-wide. He’s a little pumpkin.

Obama is the best. He doesn’t even have to do this stuff anymore but look at him, out and about. Meanwhile the shitstain in the White House is trying his best to destroy everything good in this world.

The eternal president tenderly holds a child, spreading warmth and peace the world over. Simultaneously in the White House, Trump briefly chokes while shoving fourteen cold French fries in his gullet. Horking a couple out on the rug, he then wipes most of the spittle off with the back of his tiny hand.

Wow, that is so fucked up ... I had no idea. Wonder if anyone will mention that in future articles about him?

What I’m getting is that Omarosa is a white supremacist collaborator. She does not think of herself as black, but a rare tropical orchid that would dazzle the reptilian eyes of her white overseers. What they chose to see was something entirely different.

“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump

What was disturbing about it was that I couldn’t get laid again for another two years.

This is some Onion worthy writing rt here. Well done!

This seems just an opportune occasion to remind everyone that Dustin Hoffman, proudly and on the record, shared the story of how he lost his virginity by raping a woman age 15.

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

That can’t be true about Hoffman since 1987 is after Tootsie came out. You know when he learned all the pain and pressure being a woman entailed and decided they were worthy of respect?