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This is interesting, and it’s a bit of a study in the political risks that Republicans have taken here.

This is brilliant. Everyone knows that the best way to let people know that the government has grown too large and much of it is unnecessary and wasteful and really hammer home the point that you are different—that you are not big and unnecessary and wasteful—is to print more than 200,000 sheets of paper to use as a

She converted oxygen, sugars and fats into carbon dioxide and heat.

black people showing up out of nowhere—like little Kenard, who snuffed out Omar on The Wire—to kill Roy Moore and the Alt-Right’s dream of making the documentary Mr. Molester Goes to Washington

Man, I keep seeing so many Rock gifs and he’s always looking fine to me these days. Young, old, hair, no hair. Where have I been...

Up to the part where you mentioned the Ring (Cause I will straight walk out of a scary movie. I am not the one for that.) I thought you had stolen the thoughts from my head.

“We wrestle not against flesh and blood but against prinicipalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darness of this world. Against spiritual wikiedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand unto ye an evil day, and having done all—stand.’”

I grew up in an extremely strict, evangelical Christian household. I never went trick-or-treating growing up, went to eleventy services a week, had to read the bible and pray every morning at sunrise, the whole 9... My mother quoted that same bible verse (that’s Ephesians 6:12-13 btw) whenever I asked her to do

For real though, Alabama (and Auntie Perman above) has inspired me to take the next major election day off from work and use my 4-passenger vehicle as a votingmobile. I’m always 1st in line at the polls; the rest of my day will be bookin’ it around Philly. Maybe not EVERY state could be Alabama, but EVERY population

Maybe the NYT, CNN, WaPo, etc should be doing more stories on people like Ms. Hardy instead of the umpteenth “understanding the Trump Voter” piece.

Thank you black women of Alabama. I hope this shows the strength of our votes to the DNC and they support us when we run for office and listen to us when we ask for support for healthcare, education and equal pay. Black women we have to save ourselves over and over again and if white women get in well we were going in

April Ryan taking the high road and saying she doesn’t take pleasure in Omorosa getting fired but she was on Twitter yesterday giving blow by blow descriptions like she was doing boxing color commentary on the radio

Just leave already! Damn...

Huh. Did you see the pricing scam on the Prime Rib?

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

Oh, I don’t know. The monogrammed glasses aren’t that bad for 11 bucks. Most glasses have a decorative element to them - the way they’re cut, etchings and writing on them, etc. An initial isnt a big deal. You want dumb monogrammed shit, try this...

It’s stories like these that have made me afraid...just for a guy to like me. You just don’t know how these guys will react. Sometimes just being polite will put you in harms way. I told an 60+year old man good morning passing him in the store & held the door open for him. He said thank you & 15sec later asked me for