A few years ago I see Iggy in the Denver Cherry Creek Apple Store and i’m blown away by just how well he filled out the very expensive cashmere sweater he was wearing. But I digress...

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

I’m glad it’s not just me! And wow, this last episode added so much fuel to the fire. Dan’s pleased little “Fuck off” when Jonah complimented him on the glasses thing... Timothy Simons and Reid Scott are so damned good (and have you ever read interviews with them? Hearing them talk about their awful characters is…

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants…

Taylor’s gonna move back to Nashville now, start wearing old-timey dresses, and make a record direct to 16-track analog tape with either Dan Auerbach or Jack White producing. JUST YOU WATCH.

Do you have ten grand to spend on a house?

luxury real estate... Oklahoma

Kylie Jenner is still driving the car that she gave Tyga to give her.

If it makes you feel any better, it isn’t that they are smart, just that their lawyers are.

Gorgeous house, just gorgeous. I love driving through the neighborhoods of the Rock Creek Park area; they are all amazing. That Kelly woman is an idiot, though. No fucking way is the Secret Service going to allow a former President to move into a struggling DC neighborhood, even if he wanted to (and really, why would…

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?

I’m 35 and sometimes get lumped in (when they say “born in 1980 or later”) and I just don’t see it either. I think a big distinction is growing up pre-internet/ post-internet.

My first name is Stephanie so I feel you on that part. It was the 6th most popular name the year I was born. In 3rd grade there was 3 of us in one class.

Does he really think the people having emergencies in the emergency room give even half a shit about some random white guy who looks like every other white guy on this planet?

Samantha Bee has just been on fire and awesome.

AHHHH I can’t wait. Samantha Bee has become so damn vicious and I’m so here for it.

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

She just set herself up to get dragged to dust by Samantha Bee tho