Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.

[awkwardly raises hand]

The obvious solution is for all us bitches to start down-voting the piss-poor movies that don’t pass the Bechdel test(yes, all those ones you didn’t rate but watched on HBO because whatever you’re paying for it anyway, might as well or because your s/o wanted to watch it or your brother or whatever who cares). Let’s…

I once had a conversation with a guy who was incredibly angry and offended that I liked the show, Girls. He went on and on about how awful it was, how puerile, how infantile, how idiotic these girls were, how selfish, and what bad acting the show produced. He couldn’t figure out why anyone would ever watch that show.…

Ughhhh. I just bought a house in the Bay Area, and having a lawn is the bane of my existence and we don’t even water it. Drought resistant landscaping is going in as soon as I figure out rebate programs. I’m going to assume that HOAs can’t prevent the change.

This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

Oh goody, now I can watch people water their green lawns that they planted IN THE GODDAMN DESERT. THE MOJAVE DESERT. GREEN LAWNS. THAT IS A PROBLEM.

“I firmly believe life begins at conception and anything we can do to protect human life I’m all for,” she added.

Why is it only EVER presented as “men going into the ladies room! Little GIRLS!! WOMEN AND LITTLE GIRLS!!” Anyone can be sexually assaulted. Anyone. Including men. Anywhere. Not just in bathrooms. Stop using me (woman) as a political pawn for bullshit!

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

I am so tired

I’ve mentioned her before, but one of my wife’s 3 living relatives is a retired nun. She lives in an assisted living facility in New Jersey now, and she is absolutely LIVID about all this birth control nonsense. Like, she acknowledges that it’s a component of the Catholic faith, but cannot figure out “What gives a…

it was unfair to religious nonprofits who might object to the concept of birth control

MCAVOY! GASP!

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

“She is the living embodiment of everything people hate about politics.”

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

You might have a rage stroke when you read the story then.

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?