All disputes solved by (white) people dueling it out at high noon.

It’s not just AV Club threads. I’ve seen this poster, and minor variations on this posters name, on Splinter, Jalopnik, and Gizmodo threads as well.

I almost ignored this, because honestly it’s hilarious to me watching you try to justify your money grubbing bullshit. Especially loved the “u mad bro”...just in case anyone was in doubt that you’re a troll on top of being an idiot.

Now Nerfherder’s up to 22. That’s gotta be some sort of record.

This is America, don’t you know? Things are only drugs if your 70 year old grandma wouldn’t do them...

Another post that basically amounts to “bububut the money!”. Yup, I suuuuuure misrepresented your opinion. WE ALL GET IT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT - YOU WOULDN’T DAILY DRIVE THIS CAR BECAUSE IT’S TOO VALUABLE. What you seem to be completely incapable of understanding, because you’re a fucking idiot, is that:

Because he (in my version of events) basically gave his character a name that amounted to “I have a huge dick”. Dick (penis) B (is) Riddick (ridiculously large).

“Dick B Riddick”. Well played, Mr Diesel. Well played, indeed...

I suspect you’re sea-lioning, but the real answer is that not all violence is the same. While I might be OK with Nazis being punched, the main reason I’m OK with that violence is because it exceptionally mild violence. Raining hellfire down on (relatively) defenseless people, even if they are truly, legitimately bad…

So is a burka but you fuckheads seem to get your panties in a bunch about those...

I didn’t “call out your jalop card”, and I consider you a completely ridiculous person for jumping to that conclusion (also for using “jalop card” un-sarcastically). I pointed out that you clearly care more for a car’s investment potential than you do for the act of driving that car. Listing your bonafides does…

Cool listing of your bonafides, dude.

You seem to get a lot of enjoyment out of making good investment decisions. My guess - this guy does not, but does get a lot of enjoyment out of driving his fucking awesome, low-mile Toyota MR2. Maybe he likes cars with fun backstories, maybe he intends on driving this car for hundreds of thousands of miles, maybe…

Yeah, how dare this guy not treat absolutely everything in his life like it’s an investment? Fucking poors, what with their living their lives and not being absolutely consumed by the relentless pursuit of profit in every single element of said lives. That’s why they stay poor, not the million other factors that…

He was walking around referring to himself in the 3rd person as “Blakey Mayo” again, wasn’t he?

There should be a rule that when you choose to name a child after yourself, and your first and last name are the same, that you have to include your full name as well in their name. So, Paul Paul’s first son would be Paul Paul Paul Paul, and Paul Paul Paul Paul’s son would be Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul, and the…

Was Blake Mayonnaise not available?

Maybe killing Pauls is liking cutting off the hydra’s head? It would certainly explain why every week there seem to be two more of these fuckwads...

He does two hours of faking street karate a day. So, basically, Fat Homophobe Yoga.

Sohmtiimes.....deahd....is bettah.