In Soviet Russia, Russians make fun of YOU?

I think maybe you have an issue with separating how people feel with who people are? As in, you might feel something after consuming specific media, but that feeling doesn’t necessarily define you, nor does it necessarily predict any sort of action. The point of marketing is to make you feel something, and then…

Being born human, not having a social support system that would encourage you down a different path, and easy access to tools that make violence extremely easy to do?

I’d say the great failure is that Reagan didn’t lobby for, politely ask for, or even publicly consider providing any of that social support for them. He just closed the institutions. We should expect our leaders to think through and be concerned with the consequences of their agendas, and shouldn’t then expect…

Valid points that, unfortunately, do nothing to change gun nut’s minds. Because, when you come down to it, they are all occupying the same shared fantasy where they and others like them are the heroes that society simply won’t allow to exist. They’re the X-Men, and we’re all the anti-mutant politicians who are…

Sorry pal - as is always the case, the assholes have ruined the good thing for the rest of us. I guess if you have kids, and you brought your kids, and both you and they were exceedingly polite to the nice McDonald’s worker, they might not group you in with these other assholes. Otherwise, you’re hosed.

I read this whole post in Rick Sanchez’s voice and it works perfectly.

I dunno, this Harry Loan fellow seems entirely above-board to me. I mean, I would really need to consult with my attorney, one Mr. Steve Law, Esq, and possibly my accountant Ms Jan Bill, CPA to determine if this is above board. But if its anything like the boner pills that my esteemed physician, Dr. Martin Health,…

I remember there used to be a poster around these parts that made a habit of retiring old, stale jokes. The very second a joke became unfunny, there he’d appear in the thread, retiring that old clunker in front of God and everyone. Don’t know how he’d know we found it unfunny, but he was always there. Some sort of…

Pictured: Where Biitcoin2Gens come from.

Agreed. I went into this expecting several minutes of shade, but actually learned something instead! We need more people like this in our online lives.

Yeah, I’d go so far as to say that you’ve never, ever eaten a veggie (or most fruit) that didn’t spend a substantial amount of its life growing out of poop.

I’d say all 5 of them have perfect faces, for radio(head).

I too think it’s a genius idea for gunmen to exchange fire in the general vicinity of children. Shooters always hit exactly what they’re aiming at, right?

“Parties are the worst thing to happen to human interaction since the Holocaust. People want to wastefully throw away our valuable chip and dip resources just so their pathetic friends will come over and talk to them. And don’t even get me started on how people POISON THEIR BODIES WITH ALCOHOL. Again, just so their…

TLDR: “My farts smell great and your farts smell like shit and I’m a great and sophisticated person because of how great my farts smell and you’re a piece of shit because your farts smell bad” - Ferdinand Cesarano

Cranks crank crankshafts to get cranked.

You didn’t hear? The whole reason he left his cush White House gig was to go be the 6th Spice Girl. His name is Bushes Spice.

Look, if you shit yourself once a week, you’re good. Any more than that and you have a problem, friend.

There are infinite ways to tell the story of “chosen one is the only person who can save Earth from exceptionally evil, basically magic, people”, but only 9 ways to tell the story of “chosen one is the only person who can save the Galaxy Far Far Away from exceptionally evil, basically magic, people”.