I love how the basic thesis of that video seems to be “Hey, a party with our name did good things the past. Pay no attention to the things that we’re doing now (which are almost the exact inverse of what we did in the past).”

Seriously. I’m not really big on the “toxic mediocre white male privilege” line of thinking, but Tim Allen is a pretty damn convincing argument for it...

Yeah, but how often does that claim really hold up to scrutiny? I get the very strong impression that those complaints, if we were to view the jokes people were actually complaining about, boil down to “this college got all pissy about my misogynist/racist/homophobic joke, and that usually KILLS in the clubs I play. …

You’re not going to find much agreement here in any sort of “nature vs nurture” argument, because I consider that entire discussion to be pretty pedantic (we’re finding more and more that nurture influences nature and vice versa, so these arguments really boil down to where you draw that line between what’s considered…

You’re making the same mistake a lot of people make when talking about inequality. You’re not completing your thought; instead, you’re making this leap to a totally disconnected thought. An correct restatement of your above sentence should be:

Basically me, except that the only reason I don’t use them on the final boss fight is that I will inevitably fail to plan appropriately for the lead-up to the final boss fight, and use them all during that part. Then I die a million times fighting the boss until I either luck out or the game takes pity on me and I…

Hilarious that you read “so much anger” in that post. For someone so focused on “words meaning something”, you sure seem to project a lot of intention onto words where none was evident. I guess I’m flattered that you care enough about what I think to even bother considering (even if incorrectly) the emotions in my…

Uh, no. You know, I’ve been reading a lot of your posts over that last few months and you seem to have a really clear lack of an ability to parse language. It’s almost as if you deliberately misread other people’s statements.

Today on CBN: Lutheran spends a quite evening with Baal.

No, because an atheist would understand that it’s fundamentally impossible to prove that God is God, even if God presented himself to you. It’s an agnostic that you’re thinking about there.

Or they remained quiet specifically because they feared this kind of backlash for themselves. While the current culture is no doubt cathartic, let’s not pretend as though any guy with any sort of questionable behavior in his past is going to be thrilled to wear a pin at this stage. Which, ultimately, is where the…

How did the Tide pods not melt during the baking process? I mean, I get it - they’re water-soluble and that’s how they work, but any temperature hot enough to bake a pizza has GOT to melt that plastic. Did they just end up with a pizza covered in drying, poisonous goo?

There’s only one way that he’ll learn not to eat them, and that’s by force-feeding that little fucker an entire container of tide pods.

Eh, I’ll stick to my tried and true strategy of cramming a Downy dryer sheet up my ass every day.

And those are the only two ways to watch something...

I love to do this too! Why, every time I watch a western, I’m like “those horses sure wouldn’t be able to walk down a street today, what with all the cars and stuff!”

It’s really cute to me that you believe that it’s not a word 90% of his supporters use regularly, and resent that they can’t use without impunity. Trump saying the n-word on national TV would only give his supporters a reason to start using it more casually.

SOLD!

Are there any animals that they could illegally poach “sport hunt” along the way?

Does it leave the same styrofoam-y aftertaste that all other Sonic food leaves?