Yep, totally because those neo-commies don’t have a retort, NOT that every person who even mentions socialism is constantly barraged by assholes like you expecting them to try to explain to your stupid ass that there’s a difference between communism and fascism, and holding back from dropping the number #1 trump card…

Next they’ll tell me that “hyperspace” isn’t a real thing that can be traversed through, attaining “light speed” would require an infinite amount of energy because mass approaches infinity the closer to c you get, and that in order for a “warp drive” to work as theorized, literally everything for several light years…

Almost a decade ago, there were researchers who were actually trying to figure out why this is. If I recall correctly, what they found was that people who scored higher in measures of attractiveness also tended to score higher in more conservative values. The researchers hypothesized that this was because those who…

I know I do! She’s the kind of Becky that has a really loose definition that seems totally subjective and is more an excuse to drag oblivious white women than anything else, but you totally know one just like her, and she’s a fucking piece of work, that Becky. Oh, I fucking hate her so much. Did I ever tell you…

You mean....old people?

Yeah...jowls....

Is it because flour is the only thing whiter than him or just because you’d like to practice in case you ever get a chance? If the latter, I think you might need to coat the bag in grease to get the full effect...

Maybe every character in the entire series is Bran, and all of this conflict is just Bran’s own internal struggle and also by the way Bran is actually an autistic kid living in modern times and the final scene of the series will be a zoom out from Bran’s eye where we see that the whole thing was all in his head all…

Mr Trump, I don’t know how many times we need to repeat this to you: your hands are not average sized...

I have an idea: we’ll park the moon in geosynchronous orbit directly over our border with Mexico. We will then build a wall all the way to the moon!!! That’ll keep those brownies, and the hurricanes they rode in on, out.

Instead of dragonscale, characters just get AIDS.

2 cans of cream of mushroom soup and 10 autographed copies of The Art of the Deal.

Your superhero universe sucks. Who’s your sidekick - Vice Admiral Half Eaten Donut?

Indeed. How will this supermarket eat if looters steal all of its food?

Hey, he might have had to put down a sandwich or something in order to type up that tweet. And he very heroically protected the property rights of a business owner, which we all know is the most marginalized class in this great country of ours...

Are we just not doing phrasing anymore?

I’m long time AV Club commenter Insert Pun Here, which might confuse you because I never, ever post because I forgot my account password and didn’t care enough to create a new account. You might also know me on Kinja as Insert Pun Here, but that’s doubtful because this is my first ever Kinja post. My name was a lot…