The best Corman quote I can think of is when a director didn’t want to follow the tried and true Corman formula. “Listen. You do a good job of this; and you’ll never have to work for me again.”

Honestly, I almost teared up. Maybe it’s because it’s 2020 and everything is on fire, but seeing him just made me so happy.

Wait, is this cat a new character too?

Fuck all the way off.

I’m among those still miffed about how Tech TV got chewed up and spat out in the merger with G4.

YES! Finally! Something that caters to the most underserved demographic in the united states! Young men with playstations! I couldn’t be any more erect!

That’s what Ted Cruz thought as well. You see, the parlour was where Mother sat him down to instruct him on the ways of the world. He’d have to sit very still and listen, and not make a sound, or else Mother would be ever so cross, and then he’d have to spend some time in the Downstairs in the dark. Little Ted doesn’t…

It’s kind of hilarious that the people who brought you Freedom Fries chose a French word for their platform’s name.

I’m still not sure how it’s pronounced 

Me too, I thought it was a deliberate misspelling of “parlor”. I mean, not that I care much since I’ve never going to get anywhere nearer that nightmare of psychopaths than articles like this one, but still.

Today I learned that I, too, had never heard of Parler before.

“Huh huh! That’s gonna go in my dream journal.”

Yup.  That reminds me I have them on DVD, been a few years since I threw them on.  For how short lived it was, its seriously quotable. 

And the "crinkly page" sound effect with it! Unreal. 

Hopefully this reboot answers some longstanding questions. First and foremost among them: “Where’s Chris Mullin?”

Kevin Smith is wrong.

I’m down for this, if only so I can find out if “The Aladdin parody with Ben Affleck as the King of Canada” they mention as a Season 2 idea on the DVD commentary was going to be a real episode, or if it was just part of a bit.

“Spielberg’s latest opus. He combines his nose for commercial properties with his integrity as a chronicler of the holocaust: ‘Flintstones List,’ with Liam Neeson as Fred.”

she's only passed the first year star fleet beauty exam she gets the other when she passes her final year

It's... still regulation, Admiral.