My list of things to dread is one item longer today.

If Delaware of all places is no longer amenable to your corporate malfeasance, you and your dumb ideas are the problem.

1975 Mazda REPU.

The giant police SUV with flashing lights (and a dashcam) wasn’t enough to keep this from happening. A few cones aren’t going to make a difference. 

Maybe she realized that publicly not liking her ex made her an unwitting field commander to an army of internet loons. Dialing back is a reasonable choice in an unreasonable world.

Now where am I supposed to do it?

The crazy ex who dyed my cat green and pawned all of my shoes drove a [redacted]*. I assume anyone driving a [redacted] is just as crazy.

That is what my ex said on the way out the door.

Stop being so goddamn sensitive.

I bet she was more sympathetic.

“I got them talking about me again! It isn’t over yet!” — Mygyn Kylly

Good for you, bumpkin!

Notice how he made you click and engage? That is Bradley doing his job well.

Actually the whole article screams “this’ll rile up the rubes.”

That’s a lot of country bumpkins...

I have taken a shit every day of my life.

We live in the 21st century and have had the technology to broadcast a yea/nay vote from anywhere on the planet for quite a while. Maybe we should all get with the times.

1. watch it

Mostly bloody and bugger.