Panera is going to eventually pivot their business model to suicide booths.

The half of the internet that isn’t cat videos is Subarus kicking ass off road.

He goes to those sites too.

It was no Wagon Queen Family Truckster.

That shit will never take off. No where to refuel it and the range is abysmal.

Oh, wait. I got that reference too.

...how much longer before he’s a totally irrelevant nepo-baby trust fund guy whose poor behavior is foreseeable and not newsworthy?

Is someone paying you to publish feeble-minded nonsense here or is this some sort of humiliation kink?

Joel and Ellie’s trip to the Wyoming Museum of Science and History for her birthday was an amazing part of a great game.

Greed isn’t a sin in America.

...then (should) add context, facts, further background information and related anecdotes to create value for readers.

I take a belt grinder to them while you sleep. Also, I surreptitiously hem your pants.

Because the article came from a Miami newspaper.

Craig Mazin knows what he is doing. How many times does he have to prove it?

Build a car the size of a moon and make it accelerate like cannon fire. Of course people are going to complain about the most obvious outcome of those choices.

I was thinking a pre-mauling Roy Horn.

I bet North Dakota already had a problem hiring enough doctors.

Why in the fuck did this feel like a reply worth publishing?

This is like seeing Elvis in concert, but pudgy Las Vegas Elvis.

Wicker should be the next new thing. I want to live in a world where everyone replaces the angry eyes grill on there Jeep with a Longaberger basket.