Right this moment, in a sparsely styled windowless room, Ye is recording himself eating a bat.

Everyone should like Mojo. My pecker is currently tied to my leg in an act of shared grief.

Meanwhile, Pat Fucking Robertson still walks the earth.

Milton Berle got rich moving vaudeville to television on The Texaco Star Theatre. This endeavor was funded by advertising cigarettes and washing powder (and obviously Texaco gas) to his audience. Was that sad?

There is only one music biopic in the history of cinema worth watching.

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

Yet another perfect car from the past that I already love and will easily fit like a glove. Stretched over a foot.

This system cannot possibly be quicker than their current cashiers.

Two million Teslas were recalled the other day. Time to wedge some wOkE dIsNeY honkyshines into the news cycle.

Did the Ben Shapiro Cinematic Universe not work out for you, Gina?

I’ve watched enough SciFi to know that the computers will always improve earth by smearing us hairless apes out of existence.

I read your comments too.

It is entirely likely she was a complete moron before people started punching her professionally.

“I want to come back. You don’t want me to come back. We will meet in the middle by you cutting me a check.”

Make them as thin as you want. I’ll just keep getting fatter.

Conscientious people sleep poorly and die earlier.

Toyota was selling a hybrid in the US a full decade before the Volt.

If you keep clicking on the stories that “suck” then they will learn that exact lesson. They will continue to publish those types of stories.

The Dixie cup moment (I like this new thing we all invented) will never be your shithead uncle relinquishing all his shithead beliefs and apologizing profusely. It’ll be him being a little less shit-talkative each time you see him.

...usually its only when the koolaid comes out with the plastic Dixie cups that suddenly some of them snap to their senses.