Sorry, Daddy.

They don’t have to give a straight answer to a random interviewer. Playing coy keeps the gossip sites all atwitter.

I cannot conceive of owning one of these without having a big shaggy dog in the sidecar.

If there is going to a congressional fist fight please make sure it happens in front of the CSPAN cameras.

Spatchcock your turkey, then dry brine it. That’s all you need.

I know I do. And I don’t even play chess.

Markwayne is a truckstop cumshot of a name.

The people you’re describing are the ones selling this grift.

I want to assume there are enough rational republicans that can see letting the government shut down will just hurt them. I want to believe.

Again, from what I’ve heard, you don’t know how to let shit go.

All of my comments come out of an ass.

Most of these DipShits you see in a video are learning for the first time that none their Constitutional incantations and self-appointed positions (this fucker was the “Postmaster!”) actually work.

Sov Cit Dip Shit

I would zoom, but those fucker took my internet access.

Fire isn’t the issue.

I always wondered why she didn’t call back. I just assumed it was my poor hygiene.

If you think the article is poorly and...opionated (sic), you should read your idiot comment.

I’ll email you a congratulations.

It is the swankiest vista cruiser.

Pump up the volume.