It is the same Jalopnik it has always been.

soo...Why is this on Jalopnik?

I sure hope people aren’t shoving Garfield down their kids’ throats.

Does making it worldwide gossip count as a 13th attempt?

The issue is what he meant (and how you missed it.)

I know a secret way to avoid this exact lawsuit. For three easy payments of $49.95 I can share it with you.

You just admitted that you do communicate via email. It just isn’t the ideal method.

I have had high hopes for this brand since seeing this.

I live in a small city that has one remaining movie theater. It is overpriced and smells like popcorn farts.

Yes.

John Kerry!?

Jalopnik is the same place it has always been. Maybe you lost your fucking mind in recent years.

Your comment doesn’t make any sense. Real stupid shit.

From what I’ve heard, you don’t give a shit if people with asthma or COPD die.

Laws are for the little people.

Meh.

My high school parking lot was filled with the cool cars from the previous generation but they were all rusty heaps at the end of their lives. A lot of Roy Munson stuff.

I like that the mini Bugatti is still bigger than the Lotus (Caterham?) Seven.

This wasn’t an invitation.

I’m sure the goalpost will be moved again by the “I don’t know why we stopped using carburetors” crowd.