Probably not. What does ranch dressing have to do with salad? It might mean something if you were masturbating with a normal salad ingredient, like hamburger or ice cream.

This is going to be fun.

My biggest regret in life is not going to see the Ramones when i had tickets. I thought I’d catch them next time around, but then they broke up and started dying.

I had a wonderful meal but they made me pay for it????

Illinois Packer fans are thew worst (wurst), they make sure they fly “G”flags, paint their F-150's baby shit green and cat puke yellow and never go more than 2 days straight without wearing some awful looking Packers gear. Thank God they didn’t think to adapt the stupid fucking “W” flag before the ingrates on the…

It’s the old Itchy and Scratchy paradox:

Loved it so much, I put it on my body permanently

Personally, I’m very skeptical about the source of Bobby’s doctorate. 

He scoffed at Goff, was surly towards Gurley, had books on Cooks, and treated McVay like his valet.

Nice to see Gozer is still finding work.

Six or seven kickers is a lot of kickers

It isn’t real, I made it this morning while I was heavily caffeinating before work and thought a rain shower of lightsabers in space is just the stupid kind of thing we never got to see in the EU and all of its bad covers and stupid titles. Your Heterochromia-ed protagonist is perfect.

Captain Mair Eesue sat poised at her chair in the middle of the bridge of her Braha’tok-class Dornean gunship. It was important to show confidence to her crew at this time and she hoped that her steely gaze didn’t falter as she looked at everyone on the bridge. She shifted her silver hair away from her one green eye…

So which Legends book explores the ridiculously convoluted backstory for this ugly ship that is no doubt being captained by someone with innate force abilities and has some sort of contrived personal connection with one of the lead characters or was somehow quietly instrumental to the success of the entire rebellion?

Refs need to play to the whistle.

R.I.P.

It makes me laugh that the Bears and Packers have been to the same number of Super Bowls since Rodgers has been in the league. Of course, the fan and media narrative is that he is the GOAT and the fact he hasn’t won more than one championship is the fault of the coach/front office/team and not him in any way, shape or…

I was visiting family when the original commercial aired last year. My 94 year-old WWII-vet Granddad went, “Does it tweet lies, too?”

Except for the fact that: