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So did she move out on her husband or did her husband and her move out to a new place together? Are they still together? Did the landlord take back the key? Why would he need to crap in an empty apartment anyway? Is the husband as much of an asshole as it sounds like in the story? So many questions.

What’s the matter with you, ::.Ø.::, are you high?

I treated myself to a taxi. I rode home through the city streets. There wasn’t a street, there wasn’t a building, that wasn’t connected to some memory in my mind. There, I was buying a suit with my father. There, I was having an ice cream soda after school. And when I finally came in, Debbie was home from work, and I

It’s Pace in Space!

I thought Lovie Smith was a good coach but “If only he could get a good offensive coordinator.”

Am I the only one who thought the Reba McEntire version of the Colonel was weirdly hot?

Excushe me, but I believe that it’sh pronounshed NESSH.

But will he ever be over Macho Grande? 

TLDR version: A referee in a dorm took down a decoration of a dog in a dog house because he’s from Cleveland and therefor he deserved it.

That’s my story and I’d like to thank everyone for their love and support. 

Rounding up from 0 to 1 seems like a big leap. 

Agreed. There are plenty of hot dog places in Chicago and most of them don’t care if you want ketchup on them or not but a “Chicago Style” dog is the one that’s “dragged through a salad” and does not have ketchup. Just like if you order a chili dog and ask for whip cream on it instead of chili - it wouldn’t be a chili

I can’t wait to retire but I can’t decide which RV to get.

I think one of the things that really hurt this movie was the wild tonal shift with Captain Amazing’s death. We’re moving along with this goofy group of B Grade heroes, wacky villains, and everything else. We’re hitting the “putting the band together” tropes and poking them a bit, we see their goofy abilities, then

Next, they’re going to tell us that car insurance selling cavemen wouldn’t make a pretty good network sitcom.

It’s not shown in the GIF, but Cavill does make a muscle and the image of a Sherman tank shows up on the bicep.

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Great song. Great movie. The soundtrack also features the greatest rock and roll song of all time.

Point of Order on the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. I’m not going to disagree that a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup is a fine and delicious candy - it certainly is. The Reese’s Miniature, however is superior. It has the best chocolate-to-peanut butter ratio, for some reason the peanut butter in these taste a bit better, and

Are the Triplette Brothers dating Triplicate Girl by any chance?