Great points, but Steven Universe also exists and checks off quite a few of those boxes as well.

Yes, it's quite pretty to look at. If only I could find it as pretty to listen to.

It's a beautiful show, but I certainly don't know how you could possibly ignore what seemed to be constant narrations throughout the first three episodes, usually narrating the things she's doing/just did, or the things that just happened.

That voice over narration is the absolute worst and the reason I couldn't continue on with the series. Not only was it overused, it rarely served a point. Half the time she was describing things she was doing on screen, the other half she was talking about the things we'd already seen happen on screen. And generally…

I think that guy was in The Nightly Show audience this week as well.

In case you're still looking for it, I found it today on Kickass Torrents. A bit of weird looping for the first few seconds, but otherwise a perfect copy.

Despite the movie being formulaic and stupid, she's incredibly charming in How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

Don't worry, Kate. Amy might be the funny one, but you're still the pretty one. If only Goldie Hawn were more superficial.

…now on route to becoming the poor woman's Katherine Heigl.

Boo-urns to that. I loved Almost Famous.

I'd really love it if Hawn was in something like this with her daughter. But anything that gets Goldie Hawn on the screen again is fine by me.

There is some comfort in being able to inspect the page and find downvotes. They live on in our hearts. And in our page codes.

Nicholas Sparks is a piece of shit.

One thing I hated when I was younger was how you start back at a low level when you get turned into a Paladin(?). Now that I'm older, I appreciate such a touch. I love that the game took so many risks with its storyline like that, I loved the "dark knight turning light" thing, I just loved it all so much. It was such…

The creators of the show probably would have pissed their pants laughing if they ever heard that.

Well, thankfully you agree with yourself. Enjoy those upvotes.

Bless you, PBS. We're able to spread Canadian content thanks to channels like you!

Canadian children shows getting around doesn't surprise me quite as much, apparently we've always have quite a few of them in constant production up here and have for several decades.

Holy shit, really? For some reason I didn't think it was one of those shows that was syndicated for international broadcast. It just seemed too… Canadian for anyone else to pick it up.

"Unnnnrapeable! This don't jive, dammit!"
–Damon Wayans Sr. on the complexities of victims coming forward years later.