It was pretty obvious it was satire being on Jezabel and all, lol

Doesn’t have to be that long, these 2 nutria (10+ pound river rats) love to hang out in my grass here in Portland, OR whether I mow or not. I hear they can be pretty tasty with the proper recipe though. :-)

Yeah, my rental agreement requires me to keep the lawn 6" or less anyway, probably because of city rules among other things. I don’t water it or use any chemicals though.

I don’t like hitting people because of words either, but this bitch deserved it.

*brief glance at his posts*, ok, yeah wow, still Poe’s law and all that, Uh, very tired just need to sleep. Good night!

I really hope Jasonmichael was being sarcastic with his reply to you. Anyway, your kids may very well be smarter than I was at their age, but my political and religious beliefs were mostly just doing my best at defending and justifying my parents beliefs when I was around 11. That and the extra emotional intensity…

Self promotion doesn’t require very much intelligence, especially if you have no scruples or self doubt to get in the way. Plus many years of practice, and starting out with a ton of money and business connections from daddy certainly helps too.

Speaking as a guy, it was almost certainly deliberate, as I am very much aware of whether my schlong shows though my pants/shorts or not, having it squeezed by my pants is really not very comfortable for one thing.

lol, I’ve eaten live termites in Belize, grasshopper sushi, and cricket stir fry, a clam siphoning beach sand is nothing. The giant grubs popular as food in some cultures would probably be too much for me though.

It just makes me hungry, razor clams are tasty. You should really get out more if seafood scares you, lol, though I’ve been eating sushi since I was like 8 so I guess I’m just used to weird looking food.

Yeah at least dolphins don’t have skin like sandpaper. . .

Or you can just cut out the middleman er insect and eat the aphids yourself. :-)

Religious or not, a married man should be able to eat with an unrelated woman without trying to have sex with them. It’s not at all hard to interact with women without hitting on them, and I have to wonder about guys who don’t trust themselves to be alone with any unrelated woman who is not their wife.

Oh, I see she married Spielberg, lol, to each their own, hopefully she is less annoying in real life.

“JUST PUT YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON! IT’S A FUCKING BUTTON! GOD! FINE, I’LL DO IT.”

Hmm, that reminds me of a couple of co-workers. . .

It’s been a long time since I saw TOD, but I do remember the blonde lady was very annoying with all her screaming and general wimpiness, especially compared to Karen Allen’s great character.

Yeah, his hands look so smooth, pale and soft, unlike my ugly hands, and I’m only 38, but I’ve actually had to do real work like most people who are not Trump.

Or she could just live in a city with good public transportation. . .

I’m sure it depends on where and how you were raised. I’m 38 and I don’t recall ever feeling any particular hate or distrust of the Russian people. Just their communist leaders. My dad actually spoke pretty highly of Mikhail Gorbachev when I was a kid. I don’t like or trust Putin, but I have nothing against the…

Hmm, must depend on where you went to school. I’m 38 and don’t remember having any air raid drills. Though when I went to elementary school in California we did have earthquake drills where we also hid under a desk.