It’s good because I knew from the start that is was coming, and it still managed to deliver. “Turf toe” was perfect pitch. The Magary-style aggressive capitalization works, too.

Who amongst us hasn’t been booed in Indianapolis?  It’s getting booed in French Lick that really hurts.

“Everybody wishes they could be healthy all the time,” said Tom Brady. “It is a contact sport and he’s certainly had his fair share of injuries, so guys retire at different times. I’m sure Luck’s choice of retiring now in the height of nightshade season is coincidental. Maybe he’s just dehydrated.”

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.

A Colt with a broken leg? Absolutely Barbaric.

He missed an opportunity to use "getting ran over by a Buss" for #59 on every list.

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

logic and facts DESTROYED by fleeting feelings of being human

“Now I know what it’s like to be one of the teenage girls I harrass on twitter. Really put things into perspective. I’m a real boy now” - Definitely Not A Drone Bauer

That is fairly easy :

The whole middle 60-80 minutes of the movie dealing with time travel is probably some of my favorite stuff in the MCU. I’m a sucker for time travel stories anyway, but still.

Time Travel was always going to be a messy subject. If you can’t enjoy the movie for what it did and remind yourself that no time travel plot is perfect, then I’m sorry for you. Because I think those plot holes are overshadowed by how great the story was. And everyone got the redemption we didn’t think they would ever…

“Walls, very good. They work great. Everyone on the Night’s Watch knows it, who don’t the dumb dems?”
Later: “Too bad about the wall. The Night King is just like the Dems, destroying our beautiful walls to allow all the murderers into our great country.”

“Oberyn Martell? Everyone says, ‘Oh, he so smart and handsome.’ I knew. I knew. You put him in there with Gregor Clegane. Now there’s a real military man. Blam-o! Not so handsome now. Never would have bet on Oberyn. Not smart. Not smart.
I bought all the teeth he lost and sold them to some Chinese business people. One…

What would happen if it came out that Trump was a huge Game of Thrones fan?

I had the same thought. Unfortunately 200 Touring makes no mention of rust - so we can probably rule out our friend Mavid as a potential buyer.