I am sure the deceased man is deeply interested in keeping his contract active.

If you have been around cars for any length of time, and don’t have a love/hate relationship with them, I’m not sure you can really claim any Jalop heritage.

The world was brown, black and off-white then, Calvin.

I mean if you listen to all the people calling in you get a common theme - people struggling with repairs to keep old cars on the road.

That’s easy to classify; it’s a car.

Are these responses jokes? Give me a break folks, there’s only one answer to this question.

What if you care more about policy than who has the money, though?

Fixing exactly this is her entire presidential platform.

Maybe take a look at it.

I’m the same age as both of you and I’m really leaning in to how little I care about the admiration or approval of young bucks at the gym.

Your gifs are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

Mulaney is a national treasure. You just have to adjust to his delivery cadence. I happen to love it. It’s almost “old timey.” 

Donny’s expertise being why he made such a huge success of his Trump Shuttle airline. Oh...

“Remember the Hindenburg? Tremendous piece of technology.”

If the black box always survives the crash, then why don’t they just make the plane out of the black box? Duh!

I agree with him that I don't want Albert Einstein to be my pilot.

Most important of all, ignore all Kinja Deals.

I have double my salary in student loan debt, does that count?

I expect a lot of depressed millenials in this thread