Same guy who refreshed the one in my garage.

If you want to get out of 1976, even a slant-six Aspen will make it to 88 mph a lot easier than a Delorean. 

“Their tightly-guarded reality begins to unravel when one of the children learns the monster they feared is not the monster they envisioned.”

If that Canti doesn’t come with a burgundy pair of girls’ gym shorts, Japan is not the country it used to be.

No idea.  It -might- have been channelled a bit, because the grille is too short.

Nice, but I’ll take this one:

At your -wardrobe-, surely.

All that being said, I'm holding out for the pink suit chaser.

All that being said, I'm holding out for the pink suit chaser.

Met Mr. Zeamer and Mr. Brittan when their bomb group had a reunion at a hotel where I was attending a seminar. I spent more time hanging out with them and, well, I don’t remember what that seminar was about anyway.

Hush! Don't you know everything is supposed to be awful until January 20th?

Way back when my wife and I were shopping for a midsize sedan. We rented a fairly loaded Stratus for a trip and we both loved it. Ended up buying a V6 Accord, at least partly because Honda gave us a better deal than Dodge.

And a uvula cleaner!

Door’s right over there.

And it just kept getting worse. 

Can't. Sorry.

How could you question a marriage that produced this lovely child?

Carroll Shelby, of course, came up with a cheap and entirely effective solution: