Ridiculous. There’s only one King of the Bourbons.

Not a whole lot of UberLyfts with six feet of separation. 

I miss those flamethrowers so much...

Yeah, that makes it all better.

Whatever it is, it’s not stirreds.

Don't bother waiting for the test results. You obviously have a debilitating infection that has robbed you of taste. 

No mention of President Bartlet doing the voiceover?

Gawd, I remember a teeny item in (I think) Newsweek at the time, preaching about how dangerous and unreliable the A-10 was, and what an improvement the A-16 would be. Pointy-nose press leakers, I guess. It was laughably stupid at the time and remains so today.

Not even if his parents drove it up from the Bahamas.

It's future is so bright. 

We’ll need an Amazon link and an installation guide STAT, please.

And just one other related item:

Uh, guys?

“...why make it if it’s just going to be a redressed Escape?”

That settles it. I'm buying a purple one and getting a "BUTCH" vanity plate.