Even then they'd have to pay me that much to take it. 

Throw Harry Potter + The Matrix in a blender.

Now that’s just insulting. Everyone knows Julie Andrews’ definitive genre appearance was in Despicable Me.

I’m confused. Does the headlight go in the living room, bedroom, or bath?

Good to have you aboard.

What you need is a truly indestructible engine swap:

There's the next article!

What you do with your landlord is of no interest to us.

Even 2% annually is not worth the bother of emptying the account.  CP

I like it!

I'm sorry to have to tell you that you're wrong. 

Garbage people.

Headline from any time in the last hundred years:

“The Doctor is now just a dick.”

Fair enough!

Shocked that I haven’t seen anyone catch this: They are -not- “Reagan era”. The 747s were ordered and began construction during Reagan’s term, but they didn’t enter service until September 6, 1990. That’s almost two years into George H. W. Bush’s term, and that makes them exactly thirty years old, not “nearly forty”

Not that I'm for changing the scheme ('cuz I'm not), but does that make Kennedy a Man Baby too?