It is intelligence via a strange definition I wasn't previously aware of. 

Nice, but that's a bit much. 

Just take some Funtack and stick one of these on. Of course you’ll have to drive slow or your cover will be blown.

If you don’t like the color, wraps are cheap. 

It WORKS.

And that’s why I’m a proud Michigander.

Mr. President, I will assume this is a straight question.

Well done, Boris Ivanovich. Your next target:

All (Chevy) Berettas deserve a shot, but do the decent thing and take it behind the barn first.

Ferret Face warned us about this decades ago.

When I heard stainless steel I thought the same thing. The ridiculous weight of its (also stupidly angular) body killed any chance for acceleration the Delorean ever had, so why do the same thing here? Although in this case they seem to be crippling the potential range instead.

And let’s all remember that the original Mustang was never supposed to be more than a cheap marketing exercise to sell Falcons to “secretarys” (remember the Fashion Accessory Group?).

And that's always been the problem with boomers: There's craploads of 'em!  

That’s what happens with all the best collectibles. Superbirds sat ignored in Plymouth lots for YEARS, I remember Shelby GT 350/500 fiberglass front clips stacked outdoors (and often snow-covered) next to the factory in Ionia until ‘78 at the earliest, and the most valuable thing about the original Star Wars trading…

Decorated with a record of non-existent victories in non-existent races, IIRC.

How much do you suppose these guys got paid to push aftermarket wheels?