When I heard stainless steel I thought the same thing. The ridiculous weight of its (also stupidly angular) body killed any chance for acceleration the Delorean ever had, so why do the same thing here? Although in this case they seem to be crippling the potential range instead.

I think our very best joke on future archeologists will be our ritual burial of baby poop in multiple layers of oil-based material.

I always figured she was older than reported.

I doubt it. Sacrificing poor kids wouldn’t please the gods enough. Besides, sacrificing just one kid would add to the whole family’s prestige.

And let’s all remember that the original Mustang was never supposed to be more than a cheap marketing exercise to sell Falcons to “secretarys” (remember the Fashion Accessory Group?).

And that's always been the problem with boomers: There's craploads of 'em!  

Sure. Ever get near Kalamazoo?

So Black Cauldron on loop Saturday, Darby O’Gill all day Sunday... 

Obligatory:

It’s too bad Elric wasn’t done long ago, because we’ve lost the perfect man for the role:

Hey, his address and personal information can be sold for just as much money as anyone else's on the AARP mailing list.

That’s what happens with all the best collectibles. Superbirds sat ignored in Plymouth lots for YEARS, I remember Shelby GT 350/500 fiberglass front clips stacked outdoors (and often snow-covered) next to the factory in Ionia until ‘78 at the earliest, and the most valuable thing about the original Star Wars trading…

Decorated with a record of non-existent victories in non-existent races, IIRC.

How much do you suppose these guys got paid to push aftermarket wheels?

I can recommend Pirelli Scorpion Verdes. I am ridiculously pleased with their thoroughly unexpected winter performance (central Michigan area).

Yes! Studebaker is back!