It pains me how much I have to repeat that Best Chris will always be situational. This time around, I will use romance novel situations to illustrate.

Jonathan: This is truly what happened in casting. There was this email that was sent out to this group of us and they were like, “This isn’t the time to be a wallflower. We want to see how everyone gets along.” So if you could just imagine 40 gay men in a hotel ballroom mingling each other to death at seven in the…

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

My fear of being crushed is what keeps me from going to general admission shows these days.  I’m also extremely claustrophobic, and now that I’m sober, I don’t have a liquid crutch, so I have to really like the band to see the show.

No, she Betty

i’m a fan of the theory that hermione = ravenclaw who chose gryffindor, ron = hufflepuff who chose gryffindor, harry = slytherin who chose gryffindor, and neville was the true embodiment all along.

Someone on twitter said a Fountainhead movie helmed by Zack Snyder is precisely the adaptation this novel deserves and I agree.

Also, The Prince’s Tale was...not great in the last movie and I’m still mad about it lol.

Knowing that Tim Roth was originally tapped to be Snape (and would have been closer to the actual age of Snape’s character in canon) but turned down the role to do Planet of the Apes back in the early 00s will haunt me for the rest of my life. I love Rickman, but the way Snape was written became a little too slapstick…

The biggest fight my kids have ever gotten into was over which hogwarts house our 3 dogs would belong in.

Yeah were all family but some of us are more important to the family. You’re just being (emotional/hysterical/dramatic/insert dismissive bullshit here). Dont be difficult. Smile. Were family.

I hope when Netflix decides to “Remix” this season, too, it’s just 22 episodes of Jessica Walters, guest-starring Alia Shawkat and Mae Whitman.

Reading the way these guys dismiss the incident in front of their co-worker who clearly DOESN’T THINK IT WAS NOTHING is very discomfiting. I get loyalty, even misplaced loyalty, but they don’t seem to have any toward Walter.

Which album, Visions? Grimes has kind of had an interesting progression in that she was teaching herself how to do basically everything on the fly (including the production, there was no ‘team’ assembling it for her). The first few projects are pretty lo-fi and rough (which I like because it kind of blends…

Oh, okay then, Speed of Light Symbol. I guess I’ll see you on a dark night. 🎶

Well, if I can’t have One Mississippi, this will have to do.

Her SPEAKING voice?

I’m in. But if I could I could ask Tig a question, it would be: why not Taylor Dayne as Pres? Maybe she’ll be included in the inauguration ball scene performing a la Beyoncé.

 Oh what a tangled web we weave when Baldwins endeavor to breed.