I am OK with your pedantry

I love Miranda Otto, I love Eowyn, I don’t love Miranda Otto as Eowyn. I feel somehow...cleaner now?

I’ll go ahead and be That Nerdy Person and point out that Liv Tyler played Arwen the Elven princess (or I guess 3/4 elven, or like “mostly elven but also a teeny bit human plus a dash of Maiar”), and I thought she was good? However, I HATED Miranda Otto as Eowyn the shieldmaiden of Rohan / Karl Urban’s sister, and…

Real Rugged American Men don’t iron their shirts before sitting down to gaze pensively into the distance. Anyway, I think he ironed his hair instead.

He is showing us that he is a Normal Guy, if an uncommonly smooth one, and that he can be in nature without shooting it. Possibly because he already shot all the animals before they took the photo.

Is he running for office or releasing a country album?

Smoooooooth jeans.... To go with his smoooooooth hair.

Nobody in the Trump family knows how to sit properly.

“Sources say Don was so smooth that one staffer for VP Pence whispered, ‘I wouldn’t be surprised to see his name on a ticket.’”

This is just an excuse for me to ogle Donald Glover on a movie theater screen, rather than my teevee. He is dreamy.

It always just makes me thing of Pness jokes. I’m an adult I swear.

The fuck? The Ordinary has been a life (skin and money) saver for me. It is such an affordable option compared to my $300+ prescription medication from my dermatologist, which works, but jeezus! (retails much cheaper in other countries, in others it’s OTC, but don’t get me started on that...)

Hemsworth for adorableness and sense of humour and handsomeness and marrying a woman 7 years older (which in Hollywood is like 30 years older) and for being in Ghostbusters and for awesome ad-libbing chemistry with Melissa McCarthy.

Yeah I think that might be twitter-reply-embedding issue and not a Jez issue? Not totally sure. But here’s how it should look:

Same here. I did click, though, and for anyone who would rather not, Bill O’Reilly’s tweet says this:

I hope his kids find him toxic. I hope they’re like Floyd Mayweather’s kid, and don’t want shit to do with him, will go to court and say so.

I guess that depends on how you define most. Respectability politics are alive and well in the year of our lord 2018.

No snark, but I honestly don’t know why this would be shocking. The same culture that teaches men to hate women also teaches women to hate women.

Marginalized persons will identify with the system that oppresses them to be above fellow victims of said system.