I bet they are still praying for you.

I was called a “shameless hussy” at Bible camp when I was 15... I still consider it a badge of honor.

My 7th grade teacher called me an instigator and a sharpie. Thanks, Mrs.L!

Eddie is a delight.

It’s quite sexy, like being called a bastard.

Everybody knows that is was because of Carvey Winecheese.

Man Steals Neighbor’s Underwear, Leads Police On Brief Chase

TBH, scrolling through those pics, I couldn’t help but think he’d fit in with my friend group, sartorially speaking at least.

And this is what separates the average white dude from the rest of us:

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

Remember when Sean Penn put Kate del Castillo in mortal danger so he could have his little bullshit Hunter S. Thompson moment with El Chapo, an actual murderer and not just some avatar in his stupid stories

She looks 10 years younger and her freckles are lovely.

Maybe it’s those gorgeous freckles but I totally thought it was Kesha!

Good God Eric is fucking ugly as sin.

What’s chilling is how swift and sure that movement is. It’s not the first or second or hundredth time she’s dodged Daddy.

“Don’t fuck me, daddy”

FRIENDZONED.

With all due respect to you, Rebecca * But fuck Tiffany Trump. She is NOT an ally. She is NOT part of any #resistance Tiffany Trump is interested in Tiffany Trump and could give zero shits over seventeen dead high-school kids. Any one with the last name Trump deserves not one iota of a benefit of doubt.

Yes. It’s not that hard. There’s literally a giant red swastika on his white shirt.

..............actually, it’s called “Woody’s Plan”......................