really? that one does nothing for me and additionally the whole “i looked like a twin of the little girl in poltergeist” thing read very fakey to me. most of the winners this year were not ones i starred at the contest page. i miss madeleine.  :(

yes! great book

fuuuuuuuuck. seriously underrated. chills

cosigned

this is like that berenstain/stein bears thing.

wait..... what? what? whhhhaaaaaattt? i’ve always called her this, i don’t think i can ever not call her this. what???

i’m pretty sure it’s tucker’s spray tan that’s making the u.s. dirty.

small correction, i’m fairly certain mccain’s term was til 2022, but they will be holding a “special election” in 2020 to fill his seat.

I grew up in the rural southwest. As a treat my hippie parents would very occasionally drive us 2 hours to the closest medium sized city and even more rarely consent to take us to the mall. I was all of 10 years old, my sister and her best friend were burgeoning tweens; we were eating alone in the foodcourt and so…

yeah the cia was definitely doing experiments on your primary school

*shudders*

scarred for life when my mom let us rent watership down when i was about 4 y/o (looked like a cute kids movie based on cover art- it, dear reader, was not). i won’t say that i’m actually scared of cuddly bunnies.... but kind of?

Similar for my parents. My dad went to my mom’s house to ask her roommate out after they’d met at a party. Roommate was not home, but Mom was and they ended up on a very good date. Guess there’s something to be said for pre-cellphone times. They’ve been happily married 37 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajan_Creole

it’s not even that long of a name.... just.... wut

A+ 

ugh. he would.

what the faaaaaack? poor lovely jessica walter! i want to throat-punch all those dudes.

He has to hold his mouth ever-so pertly because when he relaxes it everyone can see that it’s an actual anus.

That’s one greasy assed (smoov) country album.