My first crush was Maria from Sesame Street when she would dress up as Charlie Chaplin, which.... actually makes a fair amount of sense when viewed through adult me’s sexuality lens.

Weird manbaby ab? I need (more) brain bleach.

She looks so adorable! I love! And I’m not even a fan.

BMO is my comfort creature. <3

White House spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, unhelpfully, she has “no knowledge” of the situation with Daniels.

*swoons to death

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Awww, too precious!

chug?

delightful

I read it as a Freudian slip. She meant to say she wanted to find out why Spencer thinks these things; her subconscious blurted out that she actually thinks these things and she’s looking for justifications.

(or a school tbh)

yeah, except haven’t most women been on the receiving end of sexual violence in some form or another? so basically you are ending up with a jury of men and a smattering of women who have miraculously escaped unscathed or (more likely) are in denial about the ways they’ve been harassed and assaulted. and i’ve found…

his hair is the floppiest since ‘95.

wait, what? colin firth isn’t in any paddington movies. are you thinking of hugh bonneville, per chance?

to that end her family doesn’t fill me with confidence, unfortunately.

i love that show.

my eye is still twitching. ughhhhhhhh

appreciate you!