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I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

Eternally woke IMHO. And eternally bae!

Can we give Terry Crews an honorary mention or is he considered an eternally woke bae?

Your honor, my husband is being owned by a dickensian Australian politician.

Or “El Chapo says hi.”

Really hasn’t done that much? One child is already too many. You clearly understand fuck all about the pathology of child abuse and inappropriate relationships within families. He raped one daughter, and groomed another for a sexual relationship for who knows how long before she was of legal age. His movies are…

Dammit, Janet, I love you!!!!!!

Thank you! Total brain fart.

If you think Audrey Hepburn is only a “meh” actress, you must see as many of the following as you can:

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i heard amy adams is the dad.

Same thing here, but this gets worse. Thought it was a pimple for the first couple of days. Didn’t go away... great what the crap is going on. About the third day it turns black... I’m thinking okay great, infected ingrown hair. I go to the doctor and go on antibiotics. During the next 7 days the whole thing turns…

I had this happen too, I was standing in the back yard about to start the lawn mower when I felt this huge cramp wrack my body, then I passed something huge. My husband was like, “Are you ok?” and I was like, “I think they left some placenta behind and it just came out”. He looked like he was going to faint or die…

I wiped it on my computer keyboard and went on with it. The nasty white shit was relentless. Just kept coming.

I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…

I was in an anarchist punk band, and right before playing a show I felt kind of like I had to poo, but it didn’t seem like it was a very pressing issue so I decided I’d play the show and take a nice deuce after. About halfway thru the very energetic set I remember thinking, ‘I don’t have to poo anymore! Must have been…

I’m not a regular pooper. I go maybe 2-3 times a week, and it’s not uncommon for me to go a week without taking a shit. I’ve been to the doctor, they say it’s fine but to keep track of how often I go. So for the past 4 years or so, I’ve kept track of my pooping. Maybe a year and a half ago, my boyfriend went to Vegas…

I lost basically all of my blood out of my back end a couple years ago. Sat on the toilet one morning and woke up on the floor with a large knot on my forehead and a trail of blood behind me. I continued to bleed in the hospital and ended up needing a double bowel resection. I received 16 pints of blood during that…