...It’s possible that future research will find harmful effects of aspartame, but so far the case against it doesn’t rest on any firm evidence....

I like my pork nice and pink too.

The only reasons to make brunch is if (a) a bunch of people are going to help with the prep, or (b) you're trying to impress someone and get sexed up afterwards.

your avocado toast with one egg on it set you back $12, which is the cost of four avocados and an entire loaf of bread.

Then the bill comes. And once your food coma starts to fully set in and your friends are sitting there in silence because you all have nothing else to talk about

Pacquiao is also evil!

Dismiss my comment (and the charges) after fixing the first sentence of the third paragraph.

Whale, Jellyfish, Escargot, Rattlesnake, Moose, Elk, Kangaroo, Wild Boar, Monkfish Liver, Frog Legs, Head Cheese, Lutefisk

I'm a Red Sox fan, but part of me wants to see A-Rod go for .325/40/120 just to watch everyone's heads fucking explode.

Slide into your DMs like

Freedom Get!

Onii-chan intensifies.

If it was really the 34th entry of a Japanese franchise, it'd be called something like "Call of Duty 34th: R-Type Patriotic Warriors Go!"

Another tip:

and yet according to some cops WE are the thugs

All this talk of "champagne" and living the "high life" is making me thirsty.