Hrmmm, Audi S7 replica?:

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

Same. My water broke at 36 weeks. All the l&d nurses kept asking us if we were “so excited!!!!” and we were just in shock. I couldn’t even begin to take it all in, much less think rationally about how I thought it was supposed to go. Then baby spent 4 weeks in NICU. Having the leave the hospital without your baby…

What’s surprising (but really shouldn’t be) is how improvised so many aspects of the the whole experience are, and how many random curveballs there can be, even though it’s something that happens so frequently, you’d think it would be routine. I blame television and movies for perpetuating the idea of the “routine…

Do you know how hard it is to schlep out a sound system, mood lighting, and a Lionel Ritchie album to the savannah?

I have nothing to add to this but damn how I hated geometry proofs to the very core of my soul.

I thought the word was Kazakh, not Kazakhztani.

Went to Old Trafford on Wednesday, saw the game today at a London pub. I can die happy now.

The 90s had some of the worst ideas and storylines, but I still loved the comics. I guess because anything goes, and no idea was too terrible to consider. Kind of like watching those Syfy movies where the cast seems to have come over from a low-budget Cinemax porn and the story centers around spider ghosts.

Can bisexual guys have best friends at all then?

I always think it’s weird men are intimidated by a woman that’s everything they say they want. I picked a career I love but will never make me rich, so I’m fine with a woman making more than me. Especially if she likes her job. Maybe I was just forced to accept that long ago because my mom makes more than my dad.

I like your reading of it, Evan. I think both this issue and that joke comic by Hickman about Hickman’s lack of ending were a great double team in saying goodbye to Marvel, but more specifically Doom. I can’t help but feel a smidge underwhelmed by Secret Wars as a whole, considering the massive scale and insanity of…

He did it.

I don’t think I get as irrationally angry about anything as I do about clicking (un-labeled) deadcast links. The listicle was invented for a reason.

They didn’t hack the code, they paid someone with access to steal it. It was leaked to them. The person that sold it didn’t have legal right to sell it. Bossland is claiming Blizzard knowingly purchased stolen property. I don’t think there’s a country on earth - Germany or otherwise - that doesn’t see that as a crime.

Mourinho will get sacked just so that he can become Chelsea manager for the third time.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”