They don’t need to, which makes this whole thing they’re doing even classier.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

The Tattoo Liner is fucking amazing for days you want to have winged liner without spending two hours making the lines sharp and even.

I like her eyeliner because it’s the only one around that uses a brush tip! The color is pretty black too. Not a fan of felt tips.

Just bought this little cutie from West Elm. I love ducks.

I finally decided that after 2 years, it is finally time to decorate my house. I have spent WAAAAAY too much money over the last 2 weeks on kitschy, hilarious, animal themed decor. I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of this little guy, but I feel like he needs a name.

Anathema to anyone who has more than like an ounce of fat on their hips.

I have actually been looking for a passport holder, and I am totally willing to be that chick at customs.

UGH I hate that Nordstrom Rack charges for shipping!!

That skirt is actually lovely, though, and the cut isn’t solely to make people think they’ll be able to see your vulva if you move the right way.

Wear leggings or pants under it. Like a cheongsam. Or else use it as a beach coverup with your swimsuit underneath.

I mean, I definitely wouldn’t wear one THIS extreme (or in anything close to this style) but I do own this (pic is of a Black Milk model wearing it):

I’d wear the hell out of this dress.

Holy god, that is an UGLY garment. Like, it’s insanely unflattering and cheap-looking, and it’s incredibly slutty, but also totally grandma at the same time, somehow.

just tie the two lengths together to make a rather fashionable loincloth.

To be fair, the ladies are in Miami

Sorry hon, this is a no-underwear look. How did no one tell you this?