The reflection of her right thigh in the mirror looks like a tongue getting ready to li-li-li-li-lick it like a lollipop.

I don’t see anything about that ad that’s any worse than the type of stuff already out there. ????

This is like, PRECISELY my feelings. Ulta’s rewards are boss (esp love that you can use points for a discount instead of having to “spend” them on samples of shit you don’t want), and I’ve gotten amaaaaazing GWPs for Algenist and Dermalogica stuff there.

Ulta needs to figure out then if they are a competitor to Sephora or to Walgreens. They can’t expect consumers to think they are on par with a luxury retailer when they sell Rimmel.

Look, if Ulta had all the brands I use in one store, I would turn my back on Sephora and (probably) never return again, other than for my birthday gift. The Ulta point/coupon system is FAR superior than Sephora’s bi-annual discount (which I believe they actually decreased last spring from 20% to 15%) and stupid points…

Xena, the warrior princess.

Davines Love is my find of the year. My stylist left the area and I hate finding new ones so I haven’t gotten my haircut in months and yet my hair is still pulling it off. I have curly 2c/3a frizzy hair and I just survived a weekend at an outdoor music festival and my hair still looked amazing. I hate how dependent I…

Tackle boxes are excellent nail polish and makeup organizers!

That’s how we roll in Seattle. Hook up an asthmatic aquatic mammal with an inhaler in the morning, smoke a bowl in the evening.

This might be my favorite beauty diary, simply because you acknowledge what it’s like trying to look put-together when everything is kind of falling apart. Fake it till you make it, right? Right??

Your comment re: “she died doing what she loved” calls for this:

I know I read Kim washed her hair about every five days which is what I do and I think my hair is awesome.

Weaves and wigs. It’s all weaves and wigs.

if someone told me they were putting makeup on a wax sculpture of Kim, I’d believe it

She thinks this is funny. Kanye does not.

Calvin Klein City Shopper Tote, $59.99 - faux (aka VEGAN) leather. BOO HISS. Not worth $60 for PLASTIC. Leather? A screaming deal! Not leather.

You know that most people in the US and the rest of the Western world are just doing yoga for the exercise, right? I’m pretty confident that most people practicing yoga for non-religious reasons aren’t vegan or even vegetarian.