I love coloring books! Let me know if you recommend anything with medium sized spaces. You know how adult coloring books are all about tiny, tight designs? I don’t feel like I have enough space to really color in those and I have to keep my pencils sharp. But then the spaces in children’s books are too big and you can…

i like coloring books. i was just coloring last night. I realize how “basic” it is, but i enjoy it. It has also helped me to quit smoking - keeps my hands busy.

I still live in the Country and I didn’t know who he was until this.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Chris Brown’s being an asshole. Must be Tuesday. (Or Monday, but you—I hope—understand my meaning.)

You’ve already been enlightened so I won’t pile too much other than to say don’t assume everyone wants/expects the same things you do.

Hey, friends! Join me in the Not Wrestling Over the Gendered Language section. Alexis was fantastic and great and was loved by many. Instead of being self-appointed pronoun monitors, let’s love on Alexis’ memory and realize some people will have it right and some people will have it wrong. AIDS sucks, brain tumors…

You could have clicked the first link in your own quotation there, and found this:

My problem with NYDJ is that there’s so much lycra in them that they get bigger and bigger during the course of the day. By evening, I’m pulling them up.

I’m a pear-shaped “inbetweenie” and yes, well-tailored clothes really are that hard. I don’t know why it’s so hard, but it’s rarity that I find something that I think is well-made, fits nicely, and worth what I paid for it. And I’m willing to pay for quality. Clothes are just shit now in general.

As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is…

“Can Tyga himself be repossessed??”

Plus, you lose something just humming a guitar solo. It really begs to be air guitar’ed, which is hard when you’re hog-tied.

I thought it was funny, too. /shrug

BUT THAT’S THE JOKE! Seriously, that’s the joke. How can you not get it? You just explained it in your first sentence. That’s what is humorous. He went with all of these words when NORMALLY, you go with a single word.

Yep. And now I’m imagining him getting to the tail end of the song, with the violins and him getting smacked with a paddle or whip to punctuate all the “Don’t you think,” lines...

To add to the joke explaining, I think the humor comes also from the fact that just the song title “November Rain” would be long for a safeword, let alone the actual song. And then there’s the mental image of him trying to sing it (and as you say humming out the guitar solo), and you get to add in the extra mental…

Since no one explained the joke yet, normally safe words for BDSM are short like for example, “kumquat.” That way, if you are in the middle of a BDSM act and it gets too much for you, you yell out, “KUMQUAT!” and you partner knows to stop then and there.