Linda Evangalista

*looks at own gut*

Just last week I was thinking, “Why aren’t there any beauty trends inspired by barnacles?”

"Can you swipe your black card? Can you milk a prostate?" you are realllly my fav.

The three-dimensional jewelry pieces would drive me insane, but those tortoise shell nails are glorious.

The problem is that literally not a single one of his actions suggests that he has grown up, and instead he’s acting like he deserves to be forgiven when he has done absolutely nothing that would incite forgiveness. He still plays the songs, he still uses problematic slurs, and we are supposed to absolve him because…

Black woman here. I love hip hop and have actually worked (tangentially) in and around the music industry for years.

I like her okay, she’s hardly my favorite artist. I simply tire of seeing people built up, and then viciously and enthusiastically torn down for the crime of making human mistakes.

They never had a “feud”. Stop pitting famous ladies against each other. Swift spoke about something she didn’t quite understand, Nicki corrected her, and that was it. Quit it.

Awesome, now maybe the level of Taylor hate on Jezebel can simmer back down to its previous low. A girl could get whiplash around here with how fast people fall out of favor.

If you wanted a better profit margin you should have had a cheaper wedding.

A lot of this is hilarious, and I support you in everything except this:

RIGHT?! I was hoping it was for the ring.

I wouldn’t last two second even thinking about wearing those shoes. I am a flats girl for life. I just can’t do it.

My mouth literally fell open. I would love to wear these but, alas my feet would squish them flat as a pancake. CURSE YOU GIANT CLOWN FEET!!!

Why, as a matter of fact, that IS what I mean when I say “Take Care of Business,” except I just call it “TCoB”

Controversial opinion: Chipotle sucks and so do burritos.