The best thing about Miley Cyrus has always been Vanessa Bayer’s impersonation of Miley Cyrus.

You. Fucking. Monster.

“Let me tell you something, Miss Cyrus,” Trump probably said. “I have a lot of respect for a woman who uses her tongue that liberally.”

GREAT DANES ARE THE BEST! I would like to have another one. This one.

She’s so great.

For the record, Rainn Wilson is out of line. Great Danes are some of the sweetest, most humble, and down to earth canines I’ve ever had the pleasure of hanging with.

That is a very adorable baby.

I see Courtney Stodden has completed her transformation into a Drag Queen. Congratulations to her and my regrets to the Drag Queen community.

what it said: Full disclosure: Ornstein was a professor of mine in graduate school.

Adultosaur is busy writing their friend fiction.

Kara you really should just give up and go the AJ route. We ALL know you want to. Here, I’ll help you kick it off...

I ship them. Kara + Ed 4evar.

As opposed to all other real chest tattoos, which are super awesome and look great and are not regrettable at all.

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I feel ya, Jenny. I called in for a conference call today and got 5 minutes of something that sounded like a mashup of the Charlie Brown theme song and a Gregorian chant.

The minute I found out that Lena Dunham was on Twitter I was just like WHO CARES

Once you’ve gone pasty, you’ll find it quite tasty.